Things We Sort Of Learned: Bolton (H)

We absolutely slaughtered Bolton 0-0. Murdered them. If it had been a boxing match it would have been stopped at half-time. But it was a football game, and one of two halves. Well they all are aren’t they? But what I mean is, oh just read it already.

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Things We Are Sort Of Guessing: Bolton (H)

The smell of Ipswich will hopefully have dissipated from FCR by tomorrow, and the lighting and toilets repaired. The invoice is in the post Marcus. Cheers. All in good time to welcome Bolton Wanderers and their fan for a kick about. Will their manager tell him to fuck off though?
 

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Things we are sort of guessing: Ipswich (H)

It's now time for the derby after the Derby. That's right, it's the second leg of the derby. Not the one against Derby, but the one against Ipswich. Confused? Fear not, the LYBP team explain all ahead of the big, scary match that Ipswich will surely finally win. 

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Things We Sort Of Learned: Middlesbrough (H)

1-0 to the Farkenal. We bested ‘boro’s boys with a TT special on a totes emosh day at FCR. Their fans took over Haymarket the night before the game and were jamming with Puppet Bastard. But yet again, their confidence was misplaced. Zoë Whitford and Rich Jeffery were there to see it all.

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That was the month that was: January

Dry January? Pathetic. Veganuary? No thank you. For LYBP and for NCFC it was all about WINuary, and winning is what (for the most part) happened. Clare Thomas had the fun task of revisiting FA Cup heartbreak, a satisfying transfer window and quite a few points, actually.

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Things we are sort of guessing: Brentford (a)

It seems like yesterday we played Brentford. Because it kind of was. But a lot has appened in those few short weeks; the Bees have gone on a run, Norwich have gone on a jog, lots of players have left, lots have arrived, Chelsea came, and despite our best efforts, left full-handed.

 And here we both are again.  But what will happen this time? The LYBP team take a guess. 

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Things We Sort Of Learned: Sheffield United (H)

It was a hard watch again on Saturday as City were put to the sword and cut to pieces by the ever so sharp Blades. Richard Jeffery was there and has to write about it, so here you go. You might want to sit down, have a cup of tea or hug a stranger afterwards.

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O'Cameron Jerome

The big man is off. Players come and players go and some leave more of a mark on you than others. Cameron Jerome is certainly one of those players that left a mark and Richard Jeffery waves him a fond wordy farewell.

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Things we sort of learned: Chelsea (H)

Q: Can Chelsea win at Carrow Road? A: No, they Conte. They came, they saw, they drawdered. Clare Thomas and Rich Jeffery love a Nordic crime thriller, so can’t wait to see The Bridge sequel. In the meantime, here’s what they thought of Saturday’s Emirates FA Cup 3rd round tie between Norwich City and Chelsea.

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Things we are sort of guessing: Chelsea (H)

The Little Yellow Birds return re-energised from their winter break, ready to astound the score prediction world with their incredible accuracy. Or at least have a good try, and everyone loves a trier. A nice easy one to ease us back in, with reigning Premier League Champions Chelsea on their way to Carrow Road for the glamour tie of the FA Cup third round. Surely it can’t be anything but a thrashing, can it?

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THAT WAS THE MONTH THAT WAS: DECEMBER

Two wins, three defeats, a 0-0 draw. Can December really be described as the month Norwich got themselves back on track? Zoë Whitford bids a fond farewell to 2017, a year that promised much and failed often.

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